Tuesday, January 23, 2007

My fine is $400.60

Found this at Retta's blog and had to just do this one:

Here's how it works:

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."
In case you're wondering what the total of all the things on the list is ~ $1090.60 is the fine for every single thing on the list. So...what's your fine?

11 comments:

DixieRedHead said...

580.60 ---I wonder if they take installments? LOL

Wendy said...

So, you pee'd in the pool, huh? Mine is $670.60, I have been a bad girl in my former life.

noricum said...

Who *hasn't* peed in the pool growing up?

My fine is $70.50... I sound pretty boring compared with you guys!

Kel said...

745.60...mmmmmm, if Wendy was bad than what does that make me?? I am embarassed by that fine.

Pink said...

Wendy you beat me to the peed in the pool comment! I am so lame compared to you all...lol

Priscilla said...

My fine is $315.50. Good thing the fines are not for each time you offended.

Angela,MotherCrone said...

Mine is $550.60. Thank goodness I hung with frat boys more than criminals during college, or I may have broke the bank!

busy91 said...

My Fine Is $235.5

I guess I should get out more!

Mimi said...

Now everyone knows you peed in the pool...but who didnt?

Carol L. said...

Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a large fine. Mine came to $655.60. Dang I was a bad girl in my very wilder days damn how I miss it
And yes I peed the pool, how embarrassing.

Kimberly said...

475.60....you know, every time that i read the list I keep seeing more things that I've done....the whole guilt mentality of forgetting that which I would love to.....the most recent rememberance was smoking pot.....only once but it counts =)

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