Thursday, November 10, 2005

Ha! Ha!

Elena and I are headed to my girlfriends house to finally see her baby, who was born 9/21. She has two daughters also and lives about 40 minutes away and with the kids school schedules, we just didn't have any chance to hook up. So.....Elena's off school (Teacher's convention) and today seems to be the perfect day to do it. That means no hooking or soap making...........

My house is a mess, toys everywhere, dining room table covered with papers, just general disarray, but that won't be touched either, so.....

I will leave you with a cute joke called: Sex on Mars

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike
asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc.

Finally,Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?"
asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion
ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead,his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.With each pull,his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate
love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their
separate ways.

As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?" you?"
"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.

5 comments:

Amanda said...

ROFL!!!!

Natalie said...

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

Sharon-crochetville said...

Good one Deneen!

Cindy said...

Too cute!!! LOL

Sedie said...

LOL

That is really funny!

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